my summer diet consists of bread, yogurt, and sadness i aM SO tIRed
it’s kinda hard when you’re in a relationship, especially a long distance one, and your boyfriend doesnt have a romantic bone in his body
There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via theseventhsun)
wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
iamthedeadpool: I don’t understand why you would have your own face as an icon when you can have things like this
tom cruise and katie holmes are getting a divorce because he’s gay adele isn’t pregnant shes actually just fat case closed
if i cant go to pierce’s 4th of july block party then i am going to become a hard-to-deal-with teenager full of angst and sorrow
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
rant [[MORE]]last night i stayed up til 11:30 trying to make my brothers bed for him. like it was all in the dryer, so i took it upon myself to do something nice for him and shiz. it took me about 15 minutes to put the fitted sheet on, but after that it was pretty easy. cuz he has a huge queen bed, and the fitted sheet was inside out, the wrong way, so yeah it took a while. so back to my point,...
microwavepizzaoven: i’m not sorry for party rocking
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
patronsaintofqualityfootwear: okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take.
batreaux: sorry i just need to vent. (dangerously hot steam pours from my mouth and melts your face but you sit there and take it because you are a good friend)
otorinolaringologija: 1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time...
vulpvibe: i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES THRE BEARS AR E IN