September 2011
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thatonecreepinyourneighborhood:
gonna start bringing my gameboy advance sp to school
\m/
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I walked into my classes today and I saw the dumbasses that were in my course and I literally stood in the doorway like
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: Oh my god, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL, HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
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First day of school, first period. Chemistry.
Teacher: Now, I'm going to go across the classroom, and you guys tell me your name, and something about yourself.
Me: *oh god no*
Teacher: Alright, let's start!
(Everyone starts going in line and everyone says what sport they play, and eventually they get to me.)
Me: Um, hi. My name is Hannah, and I like cats.
My name is Hannah, and I like cats.
My name is Hannah, and I like cats.
My name is Hannah, and I like cats.
My name is Hannah, and I like cats.
August 2011
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Watchbabyminaj:
bless this post
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Brandon wore it Better!!!!! much better bitch!
ohhhhmarkiloosecontrol:
BRANDIVA did it first Bruno!
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thatonecreepinyourneighborhood:
i think my dog is sucking her own nipple
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When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar...
More Laughs Here
Today’s the last day of summer?
Let me play you a song on the world’s smallest violin.
pussies.
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That awkward moment when everyone has an iphone.
singforthem0ment:
And I’m just sitting there like
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thatonecreepinyourneighborhood:
my mom thought lil wayne was will smiths son. omg .
reblogging because of the gif
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When we finally see The Killers
directmetothesun:
Watchsachimo:
let me take away your attention from the vmas
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jeckbereket:
i’ll take ya to the candy shop
i’ll let you lick the lollipop
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