May 2013
darrynek:
why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
dulect:
will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
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i cant give you what both of us want
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
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hippyjamfest:
“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”
Having to sit with people that don’t like you. Like wow thanks for making me feel welcome, friends
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jonbutter:
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
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thelandoffakebelieve:
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
nemesisfall:
yumatsukumozexal:
Describe your life with one or more cards.
